(Source: tua-idiota, via estou-te-seduzindo-com-vigor)

Me achando.
(via merdadecadadia)

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(Source: eu-voluind0, via coisas-do-bob)

(Source: whosjao, via merdadecadadia)

(Source: theelectric-chapel, via take-a-ride-on-your-disco-dick)

COM QUEM EU CASO AGORA?
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(Source: i-tgirl, via sr-smith)

(via skeleton-blood)
| Gaga: | Hello little monster. *hugs* |
| Me: | *hugs back* |
| Gaga: | |
| Me: | |
| Gaga: | |
| Me: | |
| Gaga: | ...your hand is on my ass |
| Me: | It was an accident |
| Gaga: | |
| Me: | |
| Gaga: | |
| Me: | |
| Gaga: | ...it's still there |
| Me: | It's still an accident |
(via sr-smith)
If you fucking rip my hairbow and my wig off my fucking head, my shoes, my bra, every single thing on my body, and you throw me on a piano with a microphone, I will fucking make you cry.
(via argentinianlittlemonster)
(Source: 10-de-dezembro, via sr-smith)

(Source: queabisurdo, via coisas-do-bob)
| Me: | Hey I just met you |
| Gaga: | ... |
| Me: | And this is crazy |
| Gaga: | ... |
| Me: | But here's my number |
| Gaga: | ... |
| Me: | So let's make love and have children, we can go to the beach and swim or build a castle, or we can make cookies, yes! I'll bake you a cake and we'll eat it together in the sofa cuddling while we watch Sponge Bob |
| Gaga: | ... |
| Me: | maybe. |
| Gaga: | Securit- |
| Me: | No please, come back, I love you. |
take-a-ride-on-your-disco-dick:
wat im doing with my life
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